question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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