how can u be prego again
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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