We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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