Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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