1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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