That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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