why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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