i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Randomize
