Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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