I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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