he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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