He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
