Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So much rum. So many feels.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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