if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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