I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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