it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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