return my video game
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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