idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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