we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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