ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Slut skills are useful in every country.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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