O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
