is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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