I must be too annoying 4 u.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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