I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i think im in europe. pls send help
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I currently don't understand fingers.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
