I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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