I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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