We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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