please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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