omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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