no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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