do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I need water and some morals
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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