yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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