? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im about as happy as oj after his trial
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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