who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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