were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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