i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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