One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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