So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
