Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
do nipples grow back?
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