This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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