I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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