If i come over, it means nothing
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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