do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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