I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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