I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I want to make a zoo with you.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
