This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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