That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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