Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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