apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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