i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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