Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Dear god my vagina.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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