his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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